well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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