How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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