I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I can't turn off my feet"
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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