it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Alive.
So much puke
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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