idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
North Korea, Best Korea!
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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