What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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