i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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