Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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