If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
worst night to have a conscience
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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