how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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