I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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