tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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