There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
