That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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