I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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