i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i may or may not be watching the land before time
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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