I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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