So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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