My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
So many bounce houses so little time
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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