They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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