quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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