i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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