i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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