ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
