we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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