Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
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