Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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