I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
