Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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