I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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