? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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