just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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