I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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