I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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