Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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