Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Your penis caused this!
The air taste purple.
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