how do flat chested girls get laid?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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