He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
tequila makes me forget i have legs
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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