D3 body, D1 cock
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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