I hope mine doesn't look like that
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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