His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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