She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
