no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
The ass gains better be worth it
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