yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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