You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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