Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
its not stalking. its research.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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