shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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