your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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