Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize