Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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