Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
