OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
