I'm drive I can fine osifer
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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