I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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