I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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